A Pregnant Lady's Ode to Coffee and Beer

Oh, coffee and beer
How I miss thee (sigh!)
Now let me tell you
All the reasons why

Coffee, you are so warm and rich
And sometimes I like the way you make me twitch

Dark and strong with a little bit of cream
Mmm, delicious… I feel myself beam!

And beer, oh beer, I might miss you most
Baseball games, hot days, and dinners at the coast

Light and dark, pale ale and stout
I'd drink them all, for sure, no doubt

I miss you both, but do not fret
I'm not done with you quite yet

Just give me a year and I'll be back
Who wants to buy my first post-baby six pack?

love,
*joy